Unfort

Short for unfortunate. Commonly used by people who play video games and refuse to cuss.

Example 1:
1: "Time to get some cheeiiiiiiiiip!"

2: "I activate Mirror Force, you scrub."

1: "UNFORT!"

Example 2:
1: "Time to use Earthquake!"

2: *switches in a Flying Type*

1: "UNFORT!"

by FeudalGoat October 16, 2017

unforgivable

A series of awesome videos, starring a add-libbing black man describing his day, these are the best videos on youtube by far.

So what did you do yesterday?

I watched unforgivable all night, he is king.

by joeybnukkas June 17, 2007

Unfortunate Nip-Slip

The unpleasant moment that occurs when a mans "scrumptious hard nipples" appear through his tight shirt. This moment can be made much worse when the man bears "man-titties". This appearance will normally cause cringe, disgust, or hilarity to others.

Patrick: Bro, did you see that? That sight will never leave my mind.
Juan: Damn what'd I miss?
Patrick: I just witnessed an unfortunate nip-slip

by Cheese34 September 15, 2016

unforsheen

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.

Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.

by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unfortunate Son

A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Completely Unfounded

1. A legal term that means: "We did it, but you can't prove it. And even if you CAN prove it, we'll drag out the litigation until your great-grandchildren are dead."

Corporate attorneys frequently use this phrase to defend their clients against civil lawsuits. And they get $500 a hour for this nonsense?

2. A kneejerk reaction to any accusation of white collar crime.

The attorney for Goldman Sachs said the government's fraud charges were "Completely Unfounded." After the press conference, he laughed all the way to the bank.

by Peter Kobs April 17, 2010

a series of unfortunate events

A most unfortunate series following the miserable tales of the three Baudelaire children: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. When their parents die in a mysterious fire, the orphans are sent to a variety of guardians. But no matter where they are sent, Count Olaf, a greedy and malicious man, follows them and hatches scheme after scheme to steal the immense fortune the Baudelaire parents left behind.

In A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Baudelaires find out about a terrible secret concerning Count Olaf, but the only thing they know about it are the initials V.F.D.

'When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a Volunteer,
So don't scream when we take you,
The World is Quiet Here.'

by mortalie November 6, 2006