unemployed

When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.

by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011

unemployed

What you are when you don't have a job.

Job hunting sucks! I hate being unemployed!

by anonymous October 26, 2004

flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005

unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.

I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".

by qwerty1 July 15, 2009

unemployed

To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.

Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.

"Mate, we're gonner get UNEMPLOYED tonight!"
"What a good idea, Charles"

by defiti June 11, 2006

Unemployed faggot

Nxstyxgrxnde on twitter

Nxstyxgrxnde is an unemployed faggot

by Trimia March 11, 2021

Cyclically Unemployed

A girl who has not had a man in her life in a long time or ever. She is ready for a man. Her mind is always thinking about where she can find a man. She is in search for a dating life and is open to a lot of guys. She may perceive herself as being of low value.

Christina is cyclically unemployed due to her willingness to put up with John’s low value behaviors. She is still showing dedication to him despite the normally unattractive behaviors.

by faidel207 April 15, 2020