and you dont seem to understand

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD

person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

by based and lainpilled July 11, 2021

Mutual Understanding

A term used mostly by Filipinos for two people who obviously like each other, but have not yet committed to a relationship. So both parties are still free to go out on dates with other people.

It's a vague area between being friends and boyfriend/girlfriend.

Basically, it's like an open relationship.

(Shortcut: MU)

Guy1: Dude, is Jess your girlfriend?
Guy2: Nah, we just have a mutual understanding.

by LastMinutePanic March 4, 2009

Few Understand This

A Twitter statement indicating one belongs to an exclusive club of those suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect. Typically occurs following a statement that most, save the person who wrote it, understand.

"Self-criticism is essential for self-enhancement. Few Understand This."
- Professor Scott Galloway

by onlyoriginal609 May 7, 2021

understandable, have a great day

A recent spicy meme in which a black man is at a drive-thru window requesting food, only to be told that "food broke." He understands, and tells the worker to have a great day.

Customer: "Hello, Food?"
Worker: "Food Broke"
Customer: "Understandable, Have A Great Day"

by Drew G The Spicy Meme June 1, 2017

Understood

Corporate speak for "Fuck you".

In the working world, it is now impossible to speak your mind, so a form of Orwellian word play takes place, where seemingly innocent and bland phrases now have a secret, darker, meaning.

Guy1: "You will have to take a pay cut and work longer hours, as the company is facing hard times."
Guy2: "Oh yeah, understood."

Woman1: "We need you to leverage your resources to perform at a higher level."
Woman2: "Understood."

by UncleDes March 13, 2009

understanding women

Something that is impossible for members of the male race to do. Seriously, don't even try to do it.

John: "I don't know what the hell she's thinking. I've been trying to figure it out for the past 30 minutes"
Joe: "...why"

There's a reason "understanding women" is not in the dictionary.

by Stevu February 17, 2010

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013