Unborn Porn

The act of having yourself photograghed naked while pregnant as a form of "art"

OR

The 4D ultrasound to determine the sex of a baby with an arrow pointing to the genitals.
I see by the arrow on your unborn porn that you're having a boy!
by Melikim January 21, 2011
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unborn babies

another term for a mans semen,
Earnit shot his unborn babies all over Jared face after recieving oral pleasure from him.
by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 07, 2003
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Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 13, 2021
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unborn cock vore

The act of entering the vagina of a pregnant woman with your penis and then sucking the unborn fetus into your urethra.
Karen, I think I changed my mind. We gotta unborn cock vore it.
by NerdyBoyo June 09, 2019
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Your Unborn Brother

The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like 'Your Unborn Brother!' It's totally random and will leave your friends confused and awestruck from you witty originality.
Q: What's the answer to #9?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
Or
Q: Who's the new choir teacher?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
by H Nicole M January 14, 2009
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unborn baby

used to describe any person so retarded an unborn baby is more capable of doing tasks than them
pesron 1: how do this
person 2: are you an unborn baby
by aarav patel the monkey October 09, 2024
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