typing

typing is the act of tapping on keys of a keyboard

the cat is typing google classroom into the search bar

typing by keeny weeny October 21, 2023

typing dyslexia 

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).

Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.

typing dyslexia by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008

typing with one hand 

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc

Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.

typing with one hand by Sarah March 21, 2004

Typing Dyslexia 

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.

Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down

Typing Dyslexia by IQuarent October 24, 2016

Typing of the Dead 

The best game of all time. An educational game based off of an incredibly gory zombie shooter. Essentially a port of House of the Dead 2, except the zombies carry basic household items (plungers, spatulas, ladles) instead of axes, and all the main characters wield keyboards attached to Dreamcasts instead of guns. In order to defeat the terrifying zombies, you must quickly type relevant words like "Daffodil" and "Snapdragon." The terrible voice acting that was carried over from the original enhances the experience twofold.

Civilian: Oh no. Help me. I don't want to die.
Player: Loretta! Julia! Die-hard Roach! Sphagnum!
Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie: Uggh.
<Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie dies>
Civilian: Thank you for saving me. You can go out that way.
Player's friend: Dude, what the fuck?
Player: Don't hate, it's just Typing of the Dead!

Typing of the Dead by lovesmesumcake October 16, 2008

typing point 

point of time at a boring party when one guest after another starts typing on his/her phone to check for an alternative.

also referred to as the tipping point of a party. soon after typing point, people start leaving the party for said alternative.
You don't want that to happen at your own party.

(on the phone)
Dude: He pal, whats the plan for tonight?
Pal: Hey dude, im meetin some friends later in town. thought you were at that party?
Dude: ya, dont know. typing point was five minutes ago, i think the partys dead pretty soon.
Pal: i told you! alright see you later..

typing point by tboner3011 February 6, 2010

Typing Tourettes 

Typing without having control over what you are saying. Quite often typing whats on your mind, or using vulgar language.

Joe:Hey Frank
Frank:Hi fuckhead. shit whore bitch
Joe: huh?
Frank: sorry I didn't mean to type that, I have typing tourettes fuck bitch whore

Typing Tourettes by steve14 July 23, 2009