robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Jimmy type jawn

Basically a BBW

Ivan hit a Jimmy type jawn last week

by ivotguapyy November 10, 2024

type 2 Josh

type 2. identifiable by a small but tubby body, maybe a mustache, seems not to care about how he dresses. type 2 is usually outgoing and positive. brightens the world around him. laughs often. as a result of bullying most type 2's can ignore physical and emotional pain. except heartbrake, which will cause extreme depression. type 2 falls in love early and never falters. speaks comfortably with all girls, but speaks best with the one he loves. you can tell if a type 2 is in love with you by a quick smile, darting glances, eagerness to talk to you and/or constantly asking about you and your life. is often bullied due to his kindness and selflessness. will do anything for the girl he loves, even if its illegal. type 2 is often unsure how to handle love, if you think a type 2 is in love with you confront him, he will admit it. be careful not to break his heart. remember that he would do anything for you, and expects nothing in return. if you cannot love him back just tell him. he will understand, he will want your happiness, but he may not move on. if you decide to date a type 2 remember that he may not be very confident in himself. give him clear instructions. he will eventually learn and become a great boyfriend.

you will love your type 2 josh

by weallloveali November 8, 2013

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Jibber Type

Random hitting of the key board producing nonsensical letters/words. Sometimes done out of frustration or to be just plain annoying.

Example 1 - Jibber Type: afnklwd; fnejkndfvjndfk

Example 2 - Jibber Type: sgnwdgjnwdjnwe vnnd my job really sucks right now.

by ChrisGo4 December 6, 2011

jealous type

I dreamed i saw you with another
close and smiling

and when i woke
I had to admit to myself

that whatever i tell myself
or others
i remain the jealous type
I've always been
...

by Krkič July 3, 2019

Jaguar F-Type

Pronounce: jag-you-er ef-type

The pinnacle of sports engineering. Better than any German or even Japanese equivalent (and of course NO American car can even touch it), the F-Type is the spiritual successor to the ultra-iconic E-Type of the Seventies. It is available as a two-door fastback coupe or as a convertible. The fastest SVR version is really fast. And being a Jag, of course it's properly luxurious too. Best of both worlds.
It's made in Britain's Second City, Birmingham - AKA Motor City.
While most British cars are among the best cars around, this is right at the top of its class. It's perfect. Flawless.

I've never driven one. Or read its Autocar review. Or watched the Top Gear one. Hooray!
But I know, it's great. C'mon, built in Brum, what could possibly go wrong?

Scene: overspeeding on a motorway at 80 in a Corvette. Jaguar F-Type comes up behind.
You: Whoa, this Corvette's really fast! (F-Type tailgates you) Great! Wish I'd got the Jag instead. (You move to a position better suited to speedy driving) My back! The seats aren't comfy either. Really, I'm selling this right now and getting one of THOSE!

by DawnShadowStrikeFury September 22, 2020