twootle

twootle is a hot guy on discord that everyone loves.

twootle just walked into this discord server and everyone is already drooling

by ImDaRealOne February 22, 2021

twoop

To twitter while pooping.

Twitter in the bathroom? Yeah, I was twooping.

by TQuizzle April 6, 2009

twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

by dragginphly June 6, 2009

twool

"twitter tool." Term used to describe annoying people who use Twitter mainly for marketing purposes or for spamming others with links to their own products/services. See webcock.

It was unintentionally coined by Guy Kawasaki on a blog post titled "How to Use Twitter as a Twool," where he outlined the steps for using Twitter to market your own stuff. People who follow this advice will think they're using "Twitter as a tool" (a twool) when in fact they have become twools themselves.

"Ugh. All this guy does on Twitter is pimp his SEO business. What a twool. UNFOLLOW"

by Rafi Torres December 16, 2008

twoo

a dead lizard my friend and i found at the park.

You: Long live Twoo!
Your Friend: What the...

by SunnyRainbow 7 May 20, 2019

TWAFO

Together We Are Fucked Off

Person 1 - "This current situation fucks me off. Does it fuck you off as well?

Person 2 - "Yes. I am also fucked off by this current situation!"

Person 1 - "TWAFO."

by ProbablyShouldn'tPostHere January 11, 2023

Twyford CofE High School

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.

"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020