Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.

by benlewis76 November 4, 2018

Two beer tired

The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.

I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.

by Matt&Lucy April 2, 2015

Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 19, 2007

three-two beer

liquor in the form of beer consisting of 3.2% alcahol. Use to be legal in the States for people over sixteen years of age to consume if not in large quantities per sitting.

Synonyms: 3.2, 3.2 beer, 3-2 beer, three-two, three.two beer, et cetera. . .

Hmm, I think Imma have some three-two beer...

by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005

two beer queer

One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.

by RediOrNot May 15, 2005

Two Beer Queer

One who has two beers at a party and becomes intoxicated, and then usually does stupid shit.

Blaine: Dude, Will just pulled his tiny dick out in front of everyone, and we all laughed.

Danny: What do you expect from a Two Beer Queer?

by Cheff Mcclure March 6, 2011

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 8, 2003