Twittourettes

Involuntary, impulsive, erratic tweeting of self-humiliating, inflammatory, offensive tweets using made-up words and incoherent phrases.

Mistakenly tweeting a word not found in the dictionary when trying to sound intellectual is twittourettes. Tweeting nonsensical gibberish. Embarrassing oneself with one's tweets. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate,"

by PalinGater August 26, 2010

twittertit

A person who uses twitter to broadcast shit to the world no one cares about.

Fuck, that guy is a twittertit. He is telling the world about which movie he is going to see.

by tweetertit December 26, 2009

TwitterTwat

A person who tweets ignorant thing on Twitter.

Did you see the crap TwitterTwat posted today...doesn't know up from down, left from right or in from out. Completely ignorant of real things in real time.

by DonaDonut February 10, 2017

TwitterTroll

A TwitterTroll is someone who is madly addicted to Twitter. To the point where they could be living under a bridge, and they would be twittered about it if they had a device with wifi.

In our relationship, she was the TwitterTroll. At every hour of the night, she would be getting these loud, buzzing notifications whenever someone she was stalking tweeted anything.

I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.

Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.

by Noir April 5, 2017

twittertwatter

Inane twitter text composed by an idiotic

twat.

What utter drivel all this twittertwatter is. !

by E - FUMBLER February 28, 2009

Twittertainment

First coined by Twitter user @H0llywoodWh0re to describe entertainment though the public content on Twitter.

Health care plan? How about free health care on Twitter for the fuckwits.. until I guess Tweepies will have quality 'Twittertainment'.

He's my Twittertainment since he decided moronic fuckwit was his new day job.

Quality Twittertainment, I love how the current events tend to arrive earlier though Twitter.

@H0llywoodWh0re, follow her because she's open, opinionated, and she's a 'Twittertainment' Twitter addict.

by H0llywoodWh0re July 26, 2009

twittertense

One who is overly anxious to connect with people on Twitter.

You should’ve seen Andrew at the party last night. As soon as he asked Sandie her name, he got all Twittertense about whether she would follow his tweets. He’s following, like, 5,000 people and only has about 10 followers. The dude needs to get out more.

by seamaiden May 3, 2009