twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterbation

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

by Twaction October 29, 2009

twitterbitter

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.

I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.

by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twitterbook

Proper Noun. The new Facebook.

The bastard child of Facebook and Twitter.

"Man, did you check the Twitterbook today?"

by Tzar Romulus March 13, 2009

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

Twitterbation

1. To follow oneself on the network site 'Twitter'

This phrase is coined by BellaFlan, the most awesomest FanFic writer ever

BellaFlan: Twitter just suggested I follow myself. isn't that like masturbation?
My Thoughts: No, its TWITTERbation.

by thatgirlwhoplaysCOD November 21, 2010

twitterbox

A chatter box that uses twitter as their delivery mechanism.

That twitterbox was posting every 90 seconds on the progress of her pedicure. It's a wonder her fingers don't fall off.

by us66 February 25, 2013