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twitwit

someone who uses twitter and therefore has little to no intelligence. See nitwit
Oh, Joe is such a twitwit! he has his Facebook connected to his twitter account!
by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009
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Titbitch

A vicious insult hurled at Burnt Face Man by Bastard Man.
"Turdburglar! Faggot! Titbitch!"
by Hazybear February 12, 2006
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twinbitch

To "Twinbitch" someone is to team up with your twin sibling in order to create a side to an argument. The argument is usually unfounded and completely nonsensical.
I got completely twinbitched on that Facebook status!
by IGotTold May 11, 2010
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Twitition

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.
OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.
by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010
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Twibiter

Someone who can't get enough of the twilight saga despite their ability to see the flaws in plot, content, etc....
Person One: You're reading New Moon AGAIN? I thought you didn't like her writing style.

Person Two: Yeah I just can't seem to get enough of it though... I'm such a twibiter!
by RueSault September 27, 2009
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twittbitch

A term for the looser of a Twitter fight when they subjugate their ignorance in a tweet and/or ultimately choose to follow you first.

When you deliberately don't follow someone as an act of superiority.

When you unfollow someone and they start following you to try and get you to follow again.

(Not to be confused with twit-bitch, twat or twit. There's a reason for the two "T"'s
I irrefutably blasted his mistake, he tweeted that I "may have a point" and then started following me ergo I just made him my twittbitch.

I don't follow guys back, they're my twittbitches.

I've been following her for like six months and she never acknowledges my @'s. As soon as I unfollowed her she started following me. What a twittbitch.
by lordofthetwittbitches June 11, 2011
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Twibit

A smaller version of a Twit (a silly annoying person). Normally said with affection and not necessarily an insult.
You're such a twibit. <3
by Ravenstormfrost June 13, 2019
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