webonics

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

by Geoff B August 2, 2003

twitbonics

The combination of tweetspeak and ebonics rolled into one form of a language. Generally due to lack of characters available and poor grammar.

"twitbonics: tx chickenheads dnt want it...bitches think dey hard.. Bitch please u dnt know wat hard is. Naw fuck wit me!"

by omgponies November 5, 2009

TwBonics

twBonics is the language of Twitter . Twitterers attach "tw", "twit", "tweet"and shorthand to ordinary words to create twBonics.

Examples
tweeps is peeps/people.
Twittastic is fantastic.
A TweetAholic is addicted to tweeting.

twBonics is ebonics on Twitter.

by myTmedia August 31, 2009

Webonics

Similar in context to Ebonics, but used by suburban white teens who like to use stupid slang terms instead of actual words to speak.

Person one: "I'm texting my BIFFFLE"
Person two: "Chyeah Brospeh"
Person three: "Quit with the Webonics, use english"

by JoeyJr. February 16, 2010

webonics

The English dialect used online, especially in chatrooms and on bulletin boards.

d00d thinks he's lee7, i was LMFAO. u r 2 kewl, tell him to STFU!

by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Texonics

The Texas dialect of the English Language.

Origin: I made it up.

Ah'm a-fixin' ta go down to th' store 'n git me a coldrank.

Ya'll eat yet?
Naw...d'jew?

Y'all better quit alla this whinin' 'n caterwaulin' 'bout "President W". 'At-there's mah hee-row!

by Dave Hughes April 8, 2005

Webonics

White people speak.

Webonics:
Rory: Yo, what's goin' on man?

Chaz: Not much dude, just about to chillback and stroke my axe on my futon

by daddy7 March 23, 2010