Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008

Twazzer

Slang for the vagina... the FEMALE vagina.

"Wow Tommy, that female has a nice twazzer".

by Big Papa Jay October 25, 2006

Twazle

(verb) To stimulate a womans clitorus with your penis.

(Man) You should have seen the look on her face when I was twazling her.

(woman) I've never had a guy twazle me like that. It was unbelievable!

by Lue Stoolz February 16, 2010

twazer

Someone who avoids paying retail whenever possible, preferring to buy things locally from secondhand sources.

Molly has always been a twazer at heart, preferring to save money buying her clothes and books at local secondhand stores.

by biteoftoast February 17, 2015

pink twizler

when you are getting a blow job, and you cant control any of your muscles, then your girl sticks her pinkey up your butt. since you dont have any control of your muscles you poop all on her.

i was getting a blow job from stacy and she stuck her finger up my butt, i pink twizlered all up on her.

by zack vella May 17, 2006

Twazberry

A plump, dark, gnarly clot of blood from menstruation.

I coughed too hard and queefed out a twazberry!

by Isophoria August 25, 2010

twizler nips

When someone twist your nips so bad they stay like that and look like twizlers.

Ahhh, my nips feel like twizler nips after you twisted them.

by LemonNips October 4, 2016