twatwaffle

watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.

"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
or...
"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."

by Binary Cobalt Hanakari July 26, 2005

twatswatter

Very similar to the word that applies to men "cockblocker" or to be cockblocked. Simply means a girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Sarah: I was about to have sex with Kevin last night when my roommate came home.

Ashley: Damn! what a twatswatter!

by wizardofwords May 16, 2009

twatswatters

Girls who keep other girls from getting laid.

Dane cook coined the phrase "twatswatters" on 5/17/09 during his Isolated Incident tour.

by aceboyace May 17, 2009

twatwaffle

Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.

Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!

by sorrymatt April 25, 2014

Twatwaffle

Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.

Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.

by JMGLosAngeles February 7, 2018

Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle

Donald Trump, The 45th President of The United States of America.

He's a Cheeto-faced Twatwaffle who should've never been the leader of the free world.

by Hoe Lee Fuck July 1, 2017

Twatwaffle

A stupid bitch that trolls everyone cause he has no friends. Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

Nurt from Final Fantasy is a stupid fucking twatwaffle, he ruins the game they should replace him with another character.

by mr azzhole January 5, 2019