twatacata

A sad obsessed freak that searches internet forums to actually count how many times she’s been talked about by others..has a mate called Dobbin who helps her out who is equally as nuts..

Cata, I’ve been mentioned 47 times..

-Stop being a twatacata and F*ck off ya loon!

Dobbin – I have it all documented Cata, split into exactly who said what, where & by user name…

by A Round table forum member December 5, 2007

ThatsCrazzyyy

ThatsCrazzyyy Dosent Miss

I wanna be his mutual so badly

He speaks facts and don't miss

Don't forget to put gorilla glue in your hair

ThatsCrazzyyy Simply dosent miss and can't miss omm

by MarcoDontmiss February 14, 2021

Twatstard

A cross between a twat and a bastard. Usually encountered in a bar in a crowd from work and you never realised just what a "twatsard" he/she/it was until now.

I used to quite like him until the twatstard started spouting the company line.

by WoodenTop December 9, 2023

Twatcrack

An exposed upper vulval fold, usually due to low-rise jeans or a small bikini bottom.

"Dag, yo. Breighleigh's twatcrack is totally showing. She's like a reverse plumber. I'd like to PLUMB HER. I'm a comedic genius"

by tone_bone December 13, 2024