twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja May 15, 2011

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 06, 2015

Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina

I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.

by twatchdog July 15, 2017

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

by Iwannariot February 19, 2020

Twatch

Twatch

1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.

2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.

Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.

Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.

by LeTwatcher June 10, 2011

Twatch

Verb: To clock someone's twitter timeline.

He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.

by That Liddle Shorddie March 07, 2011