Twitchinese

Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.

Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.

by Shroby April 3, 2007

Twatching

Using a mirror to observe your own vagina

I was horrified to walk in on Grandma twatching. The doctor suggested twatching to the patient with complaints of retained tampon.

by twatchdog April 18, 2018

Twatching

A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.

Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.

“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”

by Iwannariot February 19, 2020

Twatcake

A nasty vag pie or someone with the social desirability of said pie.

Goddamn, what a fucking twatcake.

by Solish December 8, 2004

twatcake

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort

wow dood you're a fucking twatcake

by lisakay October 29, 2005

twatcandle

an ornate, flammable, fallic shaped instrument used for generating orgasms.

wow, what a massive twatcandle

by Harry November 24, 2003

Twatbaiter

A guy who flirts with a woman but has no intention of having sex with her.

We've been dating for 3 months and he still hasn't put out, what a twatbaiter.

by lolnuts June 23, 2010