twasted

the combination of both twat and bastard. used as a convienient and somewhat funny alternative to swearing.

you are a twasted.

by simon ellis September 21, 2005

Twasted

It's the stage after tipsy before wasted

Nya, lexi, nicole and Lisa were all twasted at the Kearny!!! 44 Clinton Ave be there!!!!!

by Let's get lit July 26, 2017

Twasted

Getting drunk twice in one day.

Oh shit! Between the game this morning and the party tonight, bout to get twasted boyz!

by Robertolemiss August 19, 2017

Twasted

To get completely blitzed off straight twisted teas. To be considered twasted, you must drink an unhealthy amount of tweas in one night, text 3 absolute 6s or lower, and go unconscious.

“Oooohhh big daddy. We about to get straight twasted tonight!!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

A hip-hop/rap album released by Kanye West. Elaborately produced and relatively well-received by listeners and critics, it went on to become a No. 1 Billboard hit. Key tracks include All Of The Lights (which was worked on in the studio for an excess of 5,000 hours), Monster, and Runaway.

Dude 1: 'ey 'Mano? You hear the new Kanye West album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?

Dude 2: Yeah bruh, it was pretty solid.

by COLLECTIVE November 3, 2013

firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015