Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021
Get the Twankingmug. An over-the-hill twink.
The twink is the slender, often androgynous gay sprite, usually in his twenties, who can be seen in a variety of venues frequented by gay men.
The twank is the twink long past his prime.
The twink is the slender, often androgynous gay sprite, usually in his twenties, who can be seen in a variety of venues frequented by gay men.
The twank is the twink long past his prime.
C'est dommage! He was so fetching fifteen years ago, but now that dusty twank is only a shadow of what he'd been.
by Bud J. August 9, 2009
Get the Twankmug. by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017
Get the Twankingmug. Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010
Get the Twankingmug. by Swayze baby December 28, 2013
Get the Twankingmug. by Urban Dictionary April 17, 2006
Get the Twankmug. (n., early 19th century British) a man of middle to upper class who seeks to be sexually dominated by working-class men.
by B'yir July 7, 2015
Get the twankmug.