Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008

twaddle

Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.

Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies.

by ManInBigWhiteHat June 23, 2010

Twaddle

An integral part of the walk of shame, its a certain modification in the gait of someone who has been engaged in copious, and needlessly rough, copulation.

I think Erica is walking funny,
Yeah thats just a twaddle from a long weekend.

by Brendan McW February 9, 2008

Twaddle

V. To make a noise with your mouth by simultaneously humming and vibrating your tongue. (Breathing out, tongue moves up and down very fast, therefore vibrating.) This noise can be higher or lower in pitch, and sometimes sounds like a purr, or growl.

"Did you hear that purring noise?"
"Yeah, I think it was a Twaddle."

by euphoriavenue February 3, 2010

Twaddle

Getting your ass to where it needs to be.

Twaddle on over here and give me a hand.

by Peggy123 December 28, 2016

Twaddle

When your pussy has been over-gorging on the d and thus can't walk right anymore.

I could tell by his boy twaddle that the walk of shame was worth it.

by boypussy69 February 17, 2018

Twaddle Bag

An Unappealing, Lame, boring..Alien.

GUy: "Hey man, Do you wanna go take a ride on my disco stick?!"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah IM NO TWADDLE BAG!"

by SHLABALABADINGDONGKABAJILLION November 26, 2010