Turts

a female who's face and body language resembles a turtle.

"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
"StephanieMyatt"

by NPSS February 15, 2009

Turetsey

To swear a lot for no good reason in casual conversation. Dropping the F bomb between every other word.

"He's a cool guy and has lots of stories but he is a little turetsey"

by imFamous Chef February 4, 2010

Turts

Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.

Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!

by Georazz October 3, 2010

turster

a mix between a hamster and turtle

Look at that cute little turster!

by The Sadistic Bagel August 5, 2007

Facebook Turets

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Turets)

by Lunmeister March 12, 2010

Turst

dry toast.

as in:
1) unbuttered dry toast
2)a persons lack of personality causing them to be bland and boring

origin: someone was once eating dry toast and due to the dryness and lack of saliva it denied them of being able to pronounce toast correctly. Hence the word turst instead of toast.

OMG i couldn't decide whether to have butter or jam so i just had turst.

why the fuck would anyone like her?!? Eileen is turst.

by fluffysugar May 31, 2009

Tursty

It's when you need to go to the bathroom but the toilet seat is rusted so your gonna get Tetnis because you didn't get your tetnis shot

Don't go to the bathroom when your tursty

by jdesert05 May 19, 2017