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Dirty Turp

n. A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.

v. The act of performing the Dirty Turp
"I just learned how to do the Dirty Turp!"

"Go do the Dirty Turp with that girl right now. She'll be entranced by those moves."

"I just Dirty Turp'd with this girl one night and, to make a long story short, she's my wife now!"
by Mr. Hebrew August 28, 2013
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turps nudger

Alcoholic:
One that nudges the turps
"Bloody Hell, isn't that George Best over there?!"
"Yes, I didn't think that old turps nudger was still alive - he must be on his third liver by now!"
by StuartyHall December 10, 2006
mugGet the turps nudgermug.

Dirty Turp

A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.
"I just did the Dirty Turp at the dance a minute ago"

"Really? Sweet, I've been trying to learn it for a while now"
by The Hebrew Hand August 19, 2013
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Turp Thickener

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.
Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.
by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019
mugGet the Turp Thickenermug.

Turpes Puellae Ne Adhibete

Latin. Can be translated as "ugly girls need not apply".
I'll print out the springbreak party flyers so we can hand them out in the campus. I'm thinking the tagline should be "Turpes Puellae Ne Adhibete".
by Justlinkin July 13, 2006
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The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
He was Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) because he lived everyday as if it was his last
by Zack Keplar March 12, 2008
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turp

derogatory An Alex G fan. Derived from the latin word "turpe" meaning shameful.
(at an Alex G concert) Man! Look at all these turps. They are so pathetic and sad.
by kitkatkirra February 25, 2021
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