turkeyneck

when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store

Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social

by Shaggy Slam October 31, 2006

turkeyneck

the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum

"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"

by penatreytion October 20, 2008

Turkeyneck

1. A turkey's neck

2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "....Indeedy"

by Glen-Mens May 14, 2006

turkeyass

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.

example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!

by cretino July 19, 2006

Turkeyneck

A thug redneck. Someone in a large pickup truck, dogs in the back and blaring rap music.

Did you see that camouflage pickup with the loud rap music Trixi? Yeah, Irene those are true turkeynecks.

by Punkin570 September 30, 2020

turkeypiss

another word for gravy

yo bitch, pass that turkeypiss!

by woodman2020 November 25, 2020