catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

by Stargazerone December 13, 2014

Catching The Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

"Michael has been catching the wild turkey with Lindsay"

by Thomas Fredrick Perry Pipo Dog December 13, 2014

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay

"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."

by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by 2bantah December 13, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.

MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.

by JuicyHippoTime December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.

Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.

by Shakoom December 13, 2014