monkey turpentine

snow that falls on Christmas Eve (December 24th)

The fresh monkey turpentine excited the children who eagerly yearned for a white Christmas.

by caitmar December 24, 2009

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turpentine

Lord of all

"I want to have turpentine's babies"

by i_love_turps October 29, 2003

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Turpentini

A mixed drink made with guanabana or brazilian pawpaw juice and moonshine. Very smooth finish with a slight aftertaste of turpentine.

Lets drink two more turpentinis and pass out in the bushes.

by Nherb August 5, 2012

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The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.

My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.

by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018

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Stop Dripping turpentine

The most innocent way possible to tell someone to stop being horny.

(This definition is influenced by the definition of someone "leaking oil" meaning "to be on their period")

Friend 1: I'm ovulating
Friend 2: Stop dripping turpentine!!

by AReallyRandomDude December 24, 2024

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