A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.
by Jimmy Blog March 17, 2008
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
by man October 30, 2004
by The Poop Expert January 31, 2011
A poo.............. ......
OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton
by Jaig November 27, 2004
by Diccyc December 16, 2004
by Dachshund15 November 14, 2017