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Turdish

noun.

Hailing from Istanbowel, Turdish (aka Turdie) was once the star of the "Toxic Avenger" film series before growing fickle with the demands of fame. While he no longer is in the film industry, his proud sense of self remains, and he a reputation of being somewhat of a diva. In his spare time he can often be found "maxing and relaxing" by enjoying various spa activies including Diet Coke baths, Rocher Candy Balls, and listening to deepak chopra.
Has anyone seen Turdish today? They're showing a marathon of his films on the Sci-Fi network.

Turdish! Hide anything you don't want seen! I'm coming in the bathroom to get some Rocher Candy Balls!
by berr-ah December 9, 2008
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turdishness

having turd-like characteristics.
Turdishness is part of his charm.
by miss simpleminded May 15, 2010
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turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend
Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!
by Brooke.M March 23, 2008
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turdshagger

Someone who considers him/herself to be of a superior intelligence or class, whose only contribution to a discussion thread on a message board consists of condescending posts bearing no relevance to the topic.
Sorry I dont usually get involved in such dribble But i think this thread has reached it's end.

And the turdshagger strikes again.
by ras-ole November 7, 2011
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Turdistan

An offensive word used to disrespect Kurdistan and Kurds.
Kurdistan: Turkey, give us independence now!
Turkey: Stfu, Turdistan
by Annypple January 6, 2022
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