Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

by Rasgettma November 1, 2008

Turban Dictionary

The Indian Urban Dictionary, because Indians wear turbans.

Turban Dictionary, the Indian Urban Dictionary that no Pakistanis can edit.

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

Turbanator

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

Turbants

AKA Ragnits

The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.

Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

turdean

Something that has 100% luck modifier but every 30 seconds does something unpredictable.

Doing that was so turdean!

by Qweasd1qqq November 26, 2018

Turban Dickson Airy

A Turban Dickson Airy is a part of the social media attire of the truest “radicals.” As they say. The clothes make the man. It is often donned upon realizing one’s speech is too inflammatory for traditional avenues, but one’s need for comic relief remains yearning. Often considered a healthy alternative to masturbation, which while fine in small amounts, carries the risk of warping you into a sex fiend.

After airing the good words, the TDA is often forgotten about, potentially offending others accidentally, because that is the nature of the troll.

Brah: You think Diamonddick really wants to “Complete DaVinci’s Circle”?

Bro: Nah, his infernal machine, that “Big Ben” of his, makes him want guys who bully women into putting shit up their ass to get bullied into putting shit up their ass... but really, the diamonddick forgets he has a Turban Dickson Airy

by DiamondDick9 February 15, 2021