turdapult

A specially designed and fitted catapult used to sling turds into a neighbor’s yard or hot tub.

The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

by turdmeister May 31, 2010

Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.

Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.

by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010

sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

by the comand'r October 26, 2014

Turdable

When an event/thing turns even worse than terrible..it becomes turdable.

Guy 1: "yo as if this party wasn't the most terrible party ever..we just ran out of beer."

Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"

by DrayDero April 26, 2009

turdler

the informal name given to newborn babies often of colored descent who are birthed into a toilet, often by mistake.

the 15 year old girl thought she had to poo, but it was only a turdler.

by cheweysmoker March 2, 2007

turdular

descriptive of all things relating to shit.

That tramp smells a bit turdular, this fucking job is turdular, thats a turdular looking obstruction in my bog you are a fucking turdular retard

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004