turdburger

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

by JAM1 April 13, 2006

Turdburger

a person who is a retard.And burger is funny

"hey there tardburger!"

by Emo December 25, 2003

turdsurfer

derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.

Andy is a turdsurfer.

by Pat B. March 22, 2007

turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017

TurdBurger

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.

"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."

by mj68668 September 25, 2020