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cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
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social topping

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.
"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
by pubetown February 25, 2019
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fly-tipping

British term for the illegal dumping of waste material.
'since organising her neighbours to lobby the city council to spend £1m to clean up their area, renovate houses, plant trees and stop fly-tipping...' (Tim Bouquet interviewing Sameen Ali in the Times magazine, 08.03.08)
by kenneth purtell March 8, 2008
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Boy tipping

To push a boy off their bed, such as snotty kid. Then violently laugh at them, and they will lose their red bull.
THATS CALLED boy tipping HAW HAW HAW
by OK, NO MORE RED BULL June 21, 2020
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Tractor tipping

An activity taken place in the world of cars most notably seen in the first movie. It includes harassing the equivalent of cows in the real world.
Hey Lightning, want to go harass those sleeping tractors who have done nothing wrong to us whatsoever?

Or...

Hey Lightning, wanna go tractor tipping?”
by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021
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story topping

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
by FishLips June 11, 2007
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tapping the sewage line

to place ones penis in he anal cavity of another
after there one year anniversary, sam is tapping the sewage line.
by stylies September 15, 2010
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