tugboat

A women with abnormally large breasts that wears an abnormally small shirt. Preferably of brazilin heritage.

Tugboat at six o'clock!!!

- in reference to a 300 lb women wearing a shirt made for a 100 lb women

by Pumpernickle1 January 24, 2007

tugboat

act of grabbing a man's testicles and GENTLY moving them away from his body to elongate ejaculation

He lasted a longer because she gave him tugboat

by White Cheadle January 29, 2009

tugboat

a fat chick with soft, supple hands, usually dimpled at the knuckles, who is skilled in the art of hand jobs

"You should have seen this fat chick the other night at the bowling alley -a total tugboat -I bet she gives great handjobs!

by poon dogler December 28, 2008

Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018

Tugboat

The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.

I got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. Toot toot

by Fish Jibber October 20, 2013

Tugboating

Like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.

Guy 1: You know Maria?
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.

by Mr. The Saint March 01, 2012

Tugboat

When a dog drags its ass on the ground to scratch itself.

Max the dog had a night full of tugboating after getting into the leftover chili.

by Shittyhorse September 29, 2011