tucan sam

a light weight, someone who cant handle their alcohol. Two cans of beer and their drunk.

Tony: dude what happened to craigg?
Iian: Man you know he's a tucan sam...
Tony: Oh...yeah
Iian & Tony: "haha"

by Loc'erton April 12, 2006

Tucan Sam

The act upon having such hard sex with a girl that they have bruises each color of the rainbow, similar to tucan sam's beak.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Pat's girl?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He went so hard she's covered in bruises....he gave her a tucan sam.

by flashfire111 December 23, 2009

tucan sam

The act of coloring ones penis resembling rainbow with lipstick, then slapping another person on the nose with the colored erect penis. This leaves a rainbow on the persons nose like tucan sam.

when justin doesn't listen to me i have the urge to tucan slap
tucan slam tucansam tucan sam

by all the names i want are taken October 13, 2010

Tucan Sam

REED "birdman" IRWIN

Tucan Sam loves his fruit loops

by Larry February 23, 2005

Tucan sexual

Only dating people with brightly covered tattoos

Shut up, I’m tucan sexual now.

by Some dank 12 year old June 25, 2018

Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.

I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!

by Wish I was Shirley November 2, 2011

tucan kiss

Its used to describe when someone use his nose to do an anal kiss

"Toby do to me a wonderful Tucan Kiss"

by Thepingaslauncher709 January 29, 2017