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No one is really sure what a tubbard is, but here are the recognized definitions:

1. A small penis used as a straw
2. A dick with a hole in the middle
3. A weiner that is bigger than the owner's head
4. A superior form of cock.

In the plural it is 'tubbi'. If something is good then it could be "tubbardacious".
1. "God, did you see him drink that strawberry milkshake with his tubbard? It was so fast!"
2. "His tubbard could fit a ship in!"
3. "You've got a big head and an even bigger tubbard!"
4. "Wow, your tubbard was way tastier than his dick!"
5. "Look at his tubbi!"
6. "You got the job? How tubbardacious!"
tubbard by Jen der Bende September 6, 2008
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tubaruba 

Toilet Paper roll with a fabric softener in the middle meant to have blow marijuana smoke out from to prevent too much smoke odor.
"Dude, lets use a Tubaruba so it doesnt stink as much in here."
tubaruba by ColdAsFuxXx December 23, 2006
Related Words

tubaroon 

adj; overweight girl that gets picked on by her brother for his entertainment
Wow, my sister is such a tubaroon.
Look at that tubaroon, she's huge!
tubaroon by "Tubaroon" November 22, 2009

tubtarded 

Being so incredibly high off of a spliff.
I am so tubtarded I can't even move.
tubtarded by Emski October 30, 2006
The President's ban on Muslims entering the country made U.S. Customs TUBAR, inflicting unncessary pain and suffering on thousands of innocent people trying to enter our country. America is FUBAR because we elected a crazy man as POTUS.
tubar by euphemismo January 29, 2017
Veronica is being a tuard because Connor lost his churro.
tuard by taco 1 February 19, 2011
a website that is the derivative of feces. it ruins everything still good on the internets. fuck tubaroo... in the arse!
"Dude i cant believe that article about how tubaroo is a piece of shit is on the front page of shoutwire" guy 1
"I know... wait... its gone!" guy 2
"wtf... your account has been blocked" guy 1
"LULZ: admin
"FUCK you ADMIN!!!" guy 1 and guy 2
tubaroo by RussianKing April 6, 2008