love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

truncle

Three times an uncle. Can be attained successively or instantly (triplets born).

Congratulations on becoming a truncle.

by Duder94 March 6, 2011

trunkie

(noun, adjective) One with, or describing one with ample ass or "junk in the trunk"; a trunk junkie.

what a trunkie
or
she/he is looking very trunkie today.

by ilikecheesecake February 2, 2009

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003