cunt truffle

a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.

hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Troffy

The cutest and hottest ship out there between Chris 'Trottimus' Trott and Alex 'Alsmiffy' Smith of Hatfilms (a trio of gamers on YouTube).

Person 1: Hey, do you like Troffy?

Person 2: Troffy is love, Troffy is life.....

by A-trott-ymous April 24, 2016

Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

by Mzcky July 19, 2018

Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

Tramps Truffles

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.

Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!

by purerudeboy July 1, 2005