tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

Trooping the Colour

Trooping the Colour is an ancient tradition performed by young men in the London district of Earl's Court on the second Saturday of each June. Overseen by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the young men of the area colourfully display their lemons and plums before each hour engaging in musical displays of side-walk flaccidity known as Trooping. Originally dating back to 1123BC when King Kong was on the thrown, in recent years many smaller plumbs have been used as a result of global cooling.

Ere Liz, look at that flaccid young man Trooping the Colour of his lemons and plumbs. Cor yeah Phil, they look reet juicy for me gaggin swallow hole. And just think, they date back to King Kong.

by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

Globe-trotting

To go all over the world

It's time i went home, iv'e had enough of Globe-trotting

by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Flange Trouting

Slapping a fanny with a fish.

flange trouting, slap, fish, cod, tickle

by Stevo7777 January 26, 2009

Rainbow Trouting

When someone from the LGBT community catfishes someone.

Frank: John thinks he met the perfect guy online. I looked him up though and I'd bet my bottom dollar that someone is rainbow trouting him.

Steve: Damn, let's hope it's not a bait and switch. Get it, Frank? BAIT and switch. I said 'BAIT' because it has to do with fishing.

Frank: God damn it, Steve.

Steve: Sorry.

by KylieCyrus October 27, 2016

tooting the rock

slang term for someone who partakes in smoking crack.

Mavis decided that after her marathon boaby supper that she needed to take the edge off, and proceeded to toot the rock whilst recieving a cleveland steamer from Rick. Tooting the rock took her mind off the fact that she had just recieved a hot carl.

by gmac2k November 2, 2009