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Par-Trump-cipation Trophy

When you finish second but are given first prize anyway. Inspired by Donald Trump receiving 2.1% fewer votes than Hillary Clinton but being given the presidency as a participation trophy.
Christopher Columbus is often accredited as the first European to step foot in the Americas. However, this is just a Par-Trump-cipation Trophy as the Viking, Leif Erikson, established a settlement at L’Anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland some 500 years before Columbus left Europe
by America is the bad place October 17, 2021
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ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.
Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.
by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011
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crack troops

special military troops.

Synonyms: elite troops, rapid deployment troops, special troops, storm troops.

(Believe it or not, it has nothing to do with crack cocaine. This term has been used since before jesus was born. Sun Tzu, the man who wrote "The Art of War" well over 2000 years ago used this term in his writings. Of course, back then, people who used the coca plant didn't call it crack.)

This term was simply based on the analogy that employing these troops could create "cracks" in an enemy's military structure or strategy.
"Do not follow a feigned retreat. Do not attack crack troops" -Sun Tzu "The Art of War" (the book on Armed Struggle)
by adam28781206 January 19, 2011
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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.
These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!
by anonymous September 3, 2004
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Trophy Friend

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.
Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.
by kreternal October 17, 2011
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Boof Troop

Guy #1: don't look now but here comes the Boof Troop.

Guy #2: shit lets get the fuck out of here!

Guy #3: WTF is the Boof Troop!?!?
by its joe mama essay March 8, 2010
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trooper

someone who courageously face harshness and unpleasant conditions to obtain a goal
Fred is a trooper he walked 2 miles in 2 feet of snow to get home.
by Gerard Irick January 7, 2010
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