Trolley

The most badass character from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. Trolley was just a Trolley, but was capable of understanding human speech. Unable to replicate human speech, Trolley communicated to Mr. Roger's and the citizens of the Neighborhood of Make Believe by ringing his bell and moving back and forth.
Here a few little known facts about Trolley:

-Trolley can transcend time and space, thus linking our world to the neighborhood of make believe

-Trolley's real name is Steve Wellsboro

-It was Trolley who transported the slaves north to freedom, but it was kept on the down low, hence the name "Underground Railroad"

-Trolley once ran for Governor in Delaware, but his capaign was largely ignored.

-King Friday once caught Trolley banging his wife, which begs the question "how can a model train do it with a puppet?" The answer is "quite well", because Friday has caught Trolley in the act a dozen times since.

-Trolley was originally going to play the train in The Polar Express, but Tom Hanks "refused to work with Mexicans"

-In 2003, Trolley recieved the Nobel Peace Prize for maintaining peace between our world in the Neighborhood of Make Believe.

-After the 2007 Terror Attacks in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, Trolley recieved a Purple Heart after he was injured in the line of duty. Word has it Trolley is hell on wheels with an AK-47.

-Trolley was last reported to be working on a screenplay for an edgy new sitcom starring Steve Carrel and that girl from Wonder Years.
Trolley: "Ding Ding!" Me: "Fuck yeah Trolley"
by CR_J June 15, 2010
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to be so severley intoxicated that the only way your getting home is in a trolley. wasted
by theo November 16, 2003
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Trolley

From Trolley Dash: Rhyming slang for "Gash" used in North Essex, To describe a females' genitals.
I pounded her for hours before blowing my beans up her trolley.
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trolley

An urban transport. Basically a bus that runs on tracks and almost always on electric overhead lines.

Also known as tram worldwide and streetcar in Canada and several regions of USA.

Frequently used to call buses that look like trolleys.
Take the trolley to the town square.
by udusers1 July 05, 2011
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1. An instantaneous compulsion to lose your lunch in an upwards or downwards direction. Usually downwards.

2. A Particlarly unpleasant experience usually caused by female mingin-ness

The speed of pronunciation is the indication of the magnitude of said trolley.
"That hot chick who keeps dissin me gives me trolley"

(Bad/embarrasing event) (Place hand on stomach) "Trolley!"
by Mordy November 28, 2004
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Excellent, notably good.
That film we saw last night was trolley
by Foxo February 06, 2005
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Trolleyed

When you quite innocently sit in a shopping trolley discarded in a public place, and some git pushes you down the hill.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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