ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

Slop Troth

A woman who likes to be fucked constantly, probably without a condom, by other dudes.

That bitch goes out every night and leaves with a different guy...what a slop troth.

by ChillGuts October 21, 2010

Trophy Friend

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.

Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.

by kreternal October 17, 2011

Troshemate

one of the wisconsins greatest mysteries. A friend who can truly defy the odds of physics. On occasion a troshemate has been known to break their friends ribs with laughter alone. Usually this person has an odd talent at the sport of ping pong. The short term for troshemate is Tarosha.

As I walked into Walmart yesterday I happened to notice a troshemate playing the stuffed animal grab machines.

by Troshemate September 20, 2018

loin trophy

A child, children or kids.

"Would you please shut that damn kid up?!?
Your loin trophy isn't as cute as you think he is."

by John Salat May 9, 2008

Comes with the trophy

There are very attractive young women who seem to come with any major public accomplishment, championship, big job, financial windfall, etc.

That driver won the race and a kiss from the comes with the trophy girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021

Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

by IQuarent April 14, 2014