Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

by natsmo June 22, 2009

tritagonist

The third most important character in a story.

He is the tritagonist.

by beShadows September 21, 2021

Greek Triathlon

A Triathlon that consists of Drinking, Eating, and Fucking.

Teacher: Why are you late today!
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse

John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon

by Illuminati LT August 11, 2012

Tribathalon

An intensive gym session consisting not of actual exercise, but of quality time in the sauna, steam room and jacuzzi.

I'm so wiped from a long day at work. There's no way I can do the treadmill, but I definitely have enough energy to complete a tribathalon

by CristinZ February 17, 2009

triathlon

The coolest fricken sport in the whole world and includes swimming, biking, and running.

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

ironman triathlon

The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line

Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately

Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.

by trollolrun March 16, 2017

Kentucky Triathlon

A three-sport event consisting of cockfighting, meth cooking, and cousin fucking.

Billy Bob was the winner of last year's Kentucky Triathlon.

by xgetsthesquare August 19, 2009