Trinon

A gay who wears mocassins at all time, loves an iPhone 4 with the Doodle Jump app, masturbates to stuffo, and loves Asian-Americans. Also inspires and worships Zach Galifianakis.

Person 1: Hey girl, did you hear about the new kid in school? I think he's from Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Person 2: Yea, there's a rumor going around school that he's a "Trinon"?!

Person 1: LOL

by CareBearBieber December 14, 2010

Trenton Booster Seat

When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.

Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.

by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008

Trenton

Trenton will often come off that he doesn't care. The truth is he cares so much. He has the biggest heart and is always striving to do the right thing. He is very loyal and loving to the people important to him. He keeps his promises. If you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend, he will love you unconditionally. He will never even think of looking at other girls so you will never have to worry. He will support you in everything you do and never give up on you. Trenton enjoys the little things in life. Once you get to know him, you will realize he is very romantic and you will always want to get his approval and also give him yours because it means so much to him. Trenton's are the loyalest friends. Just don't fuck with anyone they love, or you will be in trouble.

Other guy: "Oh Trenton want to go party"

Trenton: "nah man, I'm trying not to be about that anymore. Plus my girlfriend wouldn't like it"

by butthahahahahaha October 4, 2013

Triston

A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Triston can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Triston?

Friend: Who’s that hot guy
Me: Triston
Friend: I want a Triston

by Scarlet0109 January 14, 2019

Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

Luke Triton

Luke Triton is the apprentice of Professor Layton in the Professor Layton series made by Level-5. He is the son of Clark & Brenda Triton. He carries a satchel, and wears a matching blue sweater and hat. Because he always follows Professor Layton, he has the love of puzzles also wishing he would find the puzzle for him, as well as wanting to become a gentlemen like Professor Layton. He has an amazing ability of talking to animals, like his pet mouse Toppy from game 4 of the series: 'The Last Specter' He was born in London, but moved to Misthallery while he was still small. He is 11 years old.

Angela: "Don't you think Professor Layton's apprentice is just so adorable?" :D
Sarah: "You mean Luke Triton? Pfft....He's okay..."

by Roxasu September 26, 2012

Triton High School

The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.

The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".

Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.

Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*

by newbgurl November 15, 2010