Trath is the word used when you combine trash with wrath and get a pile of angry shit! The only thing that comes from trath is a world of chaos which is useless and does not serve anyone, any good. If you are going to use trath in the real world, you would be subject to punishment by the God of creation and your soul would be thrown into the spiritual flame of purification. Never trath your home, for you will become sick, very fast, and try to escape the immense heat steaming from this immense pile of vomit. The shit that you create leaves a negative impact on the universe, so never eat of this shit, or you will die, very fast.
1. noun - Fuck this trath, you are an idiot!
2. verb - I am going to trath this place, because I hate everything!
2. verb - I am going to trath this place, because I hate everything!
by DiscoJohn October 29, 2011
Get the trath mug.One of the best and most addicting forms of competition consisting of swimming, cycling, and running all at varying degrees of distances. Triathlon is not for the weak, for it puts the athlete in an undescribeable amount of pain, but when the race is over, you want to do it again. Anyone who downplays the difficulty of a triathlon or the classification of it as a sport should be beaten.
by nirvanarageatm December 12, 2004
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by Henri August 5, 2003
Get the triathlon mug.A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010
Get the jewish triathlon mug.Spouse of a triathlete.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
Get the triathlon widow mug.A person who thinks they can complete a triathlon without much training and fails miserably when they try.
That guy talked so much trash but he's only a tryathlete. He DNF'd (did not finish) by almost drowning during the swim.
by Skivy January 13, 2009
Get the Tryathlete mug.Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.
by natsmo June 22, 2009
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