A person who appreciates the entertainment value of Star Trek and/or one of its many incarnations and:
1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.
2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).
3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).
4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.
5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.
1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.
2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).
3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).
4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.
5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.
by jonmiguel May 02, 2006
1) A devoted fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation and the subsequent Star Trek series.
2) Does not grok Spock
2) Does not grok Spock
by Jamieson Scott June 25, 2005
Normal person: Hey there, Trekkie nerd!
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
by Alex March 21, 2003
Someone who is obsessed with Star Trek. A nerd. Hates being called a trekkie because trekkies are more "extreme" with their obsession.
by crazymalicous May 28, 2005
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
A STNG enthusiast.
by Benjamin Dover May 06, 2003
make a hand gesture as seen on star trek. this is another way to finger a girl. two in the pink, two in the stink.
by meaghan trinny July 31, 2006