by sbutters August 25, 2006
A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.
Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.
Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!
Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
a person with absolutley no academic qualifications who protest about roads and shit(they didnt get there by teleportation)not true environmentalists like dr david bellamy or david attenbrough who choose to inform not dig up the corpse of somebodys mother as a protest because they own a gerbil or hamspster farm. typically a middle class college drop out who cant fathom that meat is not murder it is food, and they want to get off with some stinkin weirdo who pass rags off as invironmentally and socio/economic fair trade fashionable clothes made from hessian sack.
by da original playa June 2, 2006
by josh semi March 27, 2008
A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
Todd: What's wrong Billy?
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
by Duncan Swift April 6, 2006
by Emma howard January 6, 2004
George:Hey Saddam arent you from Middle East?
Saddam: STFU you tree hugger! Go hump a tree cause your wife is busy with Blaire.
Saddam: STFU you tree hugger! Go hump a tree cause your wife is busy with Blaire.
by White Hater April 26, 2006