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Transvestsite

Any internet site, role-playing game, or other form of non-personal electronic medium which allows the user to pose as virtually anyone. This is primarily enacted by males, especially in an early adolescent stage of development, who pretend to be females in hopes of attracting both unheard of amounts attention, and possibly cyber, due to their inherent need to act like a lonely, seducing, barely legal teen.

Why this occurs is unknown to modern science, but great strides are being made in the field by independent researchers. As of now, these facts are known: Any "female" who attempts to advertise that fact is, indeed, a male. Any female who cannot stop chatting with guys, about "guy things", such as cars, other women, or what they happen to be (or not be) wearing, is most likely a guy. There are cases, however, that this is proven false. further testing is required. And finally, any female who attempts anything sexual, blatantly or otherwise, is most likely a male.

If there is a victim of a transvestsite you know, few simple steps should be taken:
1) If they do not know their one night stand, or relationship, was with a transvestsite, do not tell them so, but rather allow them to continue in peace.
1b) If it is known that there was a transvestsite encounter, instead of the advertised, tell the victim that they were joking, and that it was a clever way to "break up".
2) Administer a reassuring therapy session, telling the victim that it was not their fault.
3) Repress any sort of memory of the incident, and advise the victim to do the same.
Jerry: Dude! I got some hot tail last night over MySpace!

Skippy: Who?

Jerry: Her name was "lovely for you".

Skippy: Oh, man... that's Chris...

Jerry: Chris...tine?

Skippy: No. Chris from English class. He's a transvestsite.

Jerry: oh.... Duuuude....
by Fig_Newton March 8, 2009
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Transvestite Donkey Witch

Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*
by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010
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transvestite

A cross dresser. Most transvestites are NOT homosexuals, however.

Official definition from the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language:

A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
Joe is a transvestite, because he dresses like a girl.

Mary is a transvestite, because she dresses like a guy.
by Home slice September 8, 2005
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transvestmight

a man or woman who looks like a crossdresser, but you can't be certain.
"Is that person in a dress a man or woman?"

"It's a transvestmight."
by fossybear123 May 21, 2009
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transjester

Derived from transgender.

#1: A person "fooled" by the Democrat lame stream media to commit sex change without ramifications to future endless medical treatments, usually blaming/condemming conservatives for their own decision to attempt a sex change, usually triggered thinking that disassociation by sex change would alienate them from conservatives they despise.
#2. Mental instability bordering on insanity describing a sex change person and the mental accuity behind the logic to get a sex change.
Joe Biden referenced his followers with low IQ dupped by ignorant political bias, as the transjester people being mocked and ridiculed by the conservatives.
by GarageSailor June 12, 2023
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Transvestite Black Nofundo

A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.

Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.

A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.

She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.

Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.

But that is just the start.

1.) You will never stop puking

2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50

3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.

And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.

Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"

Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"

Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name

Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"

Guy1: Nods his head

Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"

Guy1: "I need eye bleach"

Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"

Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"

Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"

Guy1 "dofgjoerh"

They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
by Your sauve Mac-Daddy December 12, 2010
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executive transvestite

Je suis un transvestite exécutif.
by NeNay April 24, 2004
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