Transvestsite 

Any internet site, role-playing game, or other form of non-personal electronic medium which allows the user to pose as virtually anyone. This is primarily enacted by males, especially in an early adolescent stage of development, who pretend to be females in hopes of attracting both unheard of amounts attention, and possibly cyber, due to their inherent need to act like a lonely, seducing, barely legal teen.

Why this occurs is unknown to modern science, but great strides are being made in the field by independent researchers. As of now, these facts are known: Any "female" who attempts to advertise that fact is, indeed, a male. Any female who cannot stop chatting with guys, about "guy things", such as cars, other women, or what they happen to be (or not be) wearing, is most likely a guy. There are cases, however, that this is proven false. further testing is required. And finally, any female who attempts anything sexual, blatantly or otherwise, is most likely a male.

If there is a victim of a transvestsite you know, few simple steps should be taken:
1) If they do not know their one night stand, or relationship, was with a transvestsite, do not tell them so, but rather allow them to continue in peace.
1b) If it is known that there was a transvestsite encounter, instead of the advertised, tell the victim that they were joking, and that it was a clever way to "break up".
2) Administer a reassuring therapy session, telling the victim that it was not their fault.
3) Repress any sort of memory of the incident, and advise the victim to do the same.

Jerry: Dude! I got some hot tail last night over MySpace!

Skippy: Who?

Jerry: Her name was "lovely for you".

Skippy: Oh, man... that's Chris...

Jerry: Chris...tine?

Skippy: No. Chris from English class. He's a transvestsite.

Jerry: oh.... Duuuude....

Transvestsite by Fig_Newton March 8, 2009

reverse transvestite 

A woman that dresses garishly and applies so much make up that she resembles a Transvestite.

Orange seems to be the colour of choice in the reverse transvestite community this season.

reverse transvestite by themilkofothers January 18, 2015

Transvestite

Someone who cross-dresses, i.e dressing outside of gender. Sometimes done to look like a convincing member of the opposite sex ("passing"), sometimes not. Sometimes a secret, sometimes not. Nothing to do with sexuality. Not necessarily to do with desiring a sex change either.

I can't believe there is no definition for transvestite on urban dictionary! Now's my chance...

John: Why is Adam wearing a dress and a wig? Does he want to be a woman?

Carla: No, he's just a transvestite. He likes to cross dress.

Transvestite by Fen_94 December 21, 2012

sweet transvestite 

the best song in rocky horror picture show. Frank sings it

"Don't get strung out by the way I look/Don't judge a book by its cover/I'm not much of a man by the light of day/But by night I'm one hell of a lover."

sweet transvestite by Gwen Stefani Grrl July 30, 2004

transvestitute 

Its a noun.
A transvestite who is a prostitute

"Dude, look at that transvestitute on the corner!"

transvestitute by Diana W. May 2, 2006

Transvistite

1) someone who was giving XP users shit because they had vista then switched back to XP because of crashes
2)someone who switches loyalty between XP and Vista more then twice

1) guy #1: OMG john over there had vista like 2 weeks ago, why is he on XP?
guy #2: thats simple john is a Transvistite.
2) (guy #1) month 1: OMG vista is teh bomb!
month 2: vista sucks, XP is waaay better
month three: vista beats XP any day
(guy #2) stop being such a transvistite!

Transvistite by superatlasman September 28, 2009

Transvestite Donkey Witch 

Sarah Jessica Parker

Guy 1: Who's that transvestite donkey witch?
Guy 2: That's Sarah Jessica Parker
Guy 1: *vomits*

Transvestite Donkey Witch by Mr. Can't Think of a Name March 27, 2010