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transponster

Originating on a "Friends" episode, Rachel incorrectly names Chandler's data processing job as a "transponster". Transponster is now commonly used to describe an office job not clearly defined as one role/responsibility, but a combination of data entry and analysis. This sort of role is difficult for the employee to describe to friends or family, often sounding boring, confusing or both to those outside the office environment.
Working in the revenue department of a hotel, the e-commerce specialist is often found performing a number of tasks outside of "e-commerce". These tasks can include forecasting, reporting, data entry and analysis, along with a monotony of other day-to-day tasks. Not easily defined, she is commonly referred to as a "transponster" by friends and coworkers.
by Sara Jameson April 22, 2007
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transpooned

When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive female.
Bryan transpooned me last night. I tried to kick him in the face but he headbutted me first.
by Jiegel October 26, 2006
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transportay

riding to someones house on a horse to get chocolates
I'm going to transportay. I gotta get some fooooooddddd
by tøwel October 23, 2017
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chariot transportation

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.
"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation
by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011
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Immaculate Transportation

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.
I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!
by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014
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Coming out of the Transporter

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.
GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!
by annejmai November 24, 2010
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OC Transpo

The world's most useless public transit network.
Based in Canada's capital, Ottawa, it features some 250 bus lines, each running less reliably than the last. One of the most talked-about events in the company's history was the strike of '08. Started in December, just in time for the designated intra-religious holiday season, it continued through February 2009, at which point, an enraged businessman, who had relied on the bus service to get to work, went on a rampage, slaughtering 40 executives, 12 drivers and 5 mechanics, and threatening to blow up a gas tank at the headquarters if the striking employees didn't get back to work.

A prominent controversy at OC Transpo is the city's light rail system. You see, the city used to have a sort of trolley in the early 20th century, which was for some reason all but removed. City council's been bitching about bringing it back for the last two decades, but they're too corrupt to do more than fund a useless above-ground line going from nowhere to no place special.
-So, I hear another OC Transpo strike is in the works.
-Wow, 3 years, that must be a new record! I've never seen them go that long without some sort of shit happening
by no pseudonyms here, just me October 27, 2011
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