Tommie Network

Stream of ejaculate dripping from woman to woman to woman and eventually back to some dudes at Carlson School of Management.

You won't get a job from the so-called "Tommie Network" but can guarantee yourself to pick up a few STD's, well worth 300,000$ in school.

St Thomas "Apply to St Thomas! We have a great School network called the Tommie Network! It basically GaUarAnTeeS you to land a bUSiNeSs JoB befORe you even graduate! Tee-hee! all you have to do is take 3 years of theology, 3 of philosophy and 4 years of bullshit vocab! then youre set!"

Students, naive: "sounds great! lemme sell my liver..."

Alumni: "A Tommie network? A Tommie Network you say? Better take your gulashes, then."

by BasedDe September 17, 2020

Tommie

Tommie is the name of a male human being. He is a unique, handsome male and stands out in a crowd. He is an interesting type of person who once you are introduced to, can only grow more in your heart; His personality exceeds like no other.

Love and Affection is one of many attributes that a Tommie has however it is one of his main phenomena. Tommie is a classical romantic. He gives a singular chosen female all of his attention and treats her with ultimate passion and unconditional love.

Tommie is the name of multiple humans. There will be no example due to it being inconclusive. Now go find a Tommie.

by Unicorn fornication November 10, 2012

Var som Tommie Lindh

Tommie Lindh var en 19 årig kille som dog efter att han försökte rädda sin kvinnliga kompis från att bli våldtagen av en invandrare.

Att vara som Tommie Lindh betyder att man offrar allt för att rädda sina nära och kära från något.

Vän 1: Hörde du att Linus hamnade på sjukhus, han sägs ha hamnat där efter ett bråk.
Vän 2: Ja han var som Tommie Lindh, han försökte rädda sin lillebror från att bli rånad och offrade allt för sin lillebror.

by EnSvenskNationalist August 7, 2020

tommies

Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.

Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."

by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005

Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017

Tommiey

A person who cant understand how to spell their own name correctly

Hey Tommie, why are you spelling your name tommiey?

by asssucker.48 June 6, 2018

tommies

Slang -(n) 1. A derogatory term for a British Soldier. Most likely from World War I. 2. Tommy Atkins: Generic name for the "British" common soldier.

Movie U-571 (German sub being depth charged by an allied destroyer) "The Tommies are crapping all over us captian!"

by Todd Cosma April 16, 2008