In the beginning, there was will Ferrell, He and the Enlightened one Buddha were siamese twins connected by their outstretched big toes that stretched for exactly 24,901 miles or 40,075 Kilometers. He created a being far more powerful than Himself that he called "The foot". The "foot" had many new ideas going through its omnipotent mind, It created all space, time, and life as we know it. It set forth a chain of events that would later evolve into modern Humans on a planet called "Earth". The Foot decided that if it were to learn anything through its omnipotent mind it would be through experience. So when the Foot Decided that the time was right, it tore itself into 5 separate consciousnesses now known commonly as "the five toes".
We the priests have dedicated all of our knowledge to learning who these mysterious "toes" are and since we could even grasp the concept of Toeism all we have come up with was a single identity of the 4 hidden fragments.
We the priests have gathered a surplus of information and agreed that since a billboard near a Holy Christian Church said "Look what you made me do" and the famous singer Taylor Swift's quote from her famous song "oh look what you made me do" That Jesus and Taylor Swift were the same person who indirectly discovered Immortality after achieving Enlightenment through Toeism, However we cannot guaruntee that will happen to everyone as nobody is as powerful as a fragment of The Foot.
We the priests have dedicated all of our knowledge to learning who these mysterious "toes" are and since we could even grasp the concept of Toeism all we have come up with was a single identity of the 4 hidden fragments.
We the priests have gathered a surplus of information and agreed that since a billboard near a Holy Christian Church said "Look what you made me do" and the famous singer Taylor Swift's quote from her famous song "oh look what you made me do" That Jesus and Taylor Swift were the same person who indirectly discovered Immortality after achieving Enlightenment through Toeism, However we cannot guaruntee that will happen to everyone as nobody is as powerful as a fragment of The Foot.
by TheGreatPriestOfToeism April 21, 2023
Get the Toeism mug.Taxism is reckless taxation, taxation beyond people's ability to pay. Taxism is a powerful political force our elected politicians and bureaucrats use to steal money legally from those who earn it, transfer it to a holding-place called treasury, redistribute a small portion to several interest groups and lavishly spend the rest as they please. The damage taxism causes to Americans is several times severe and more wide-spread than "Racism" which is publicized in the press almost daily. A taxist is one who practice or advocate excessive taxation for solving political problems.
The President and the Congress have gone far beyond taxation and are now engaged in TAXISM. Charles Rangel, Max Bocus, David Obey and Nancy Pelosi are taxists.
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*Balle making weird random noises because he is "losing braincells" playing CS:GO with the rest of us* - This is Toxish behaviour.
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